Annonce

rammco

Membre

Lieu Québec

22.01.2011

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iGod

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Oh, sorry, my name is Ossama
God:
Take it easy.  There is no need to apologize.   Nice to meet you,  Ossama.
Me:
I killed some people
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
They killed me in my home
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Yes, now I know it to!
God:
I understand.  Why now?  How do you know?  It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Killing people is bad...
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
realy
God:
For real.
Me:
OMG
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Ok I'll go back to talk with Allah!
God:
Can I go too?  Dude!
Me:
Yes, why not?
God:
Hurrah!  Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.

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