iGod

DeathWarrior · 29.11.2008 21:52:52

Me:
Do you take drugs sometimes?
God:
Yes I take drugs sometimes.

Me:
How many porn movie do you have?
God:
About one million.

fred691 · 30.11.2008 11:48:17

DeathWarrior a écrit

Me:
How many porn movie do you have?
God:
About one million.

dieu est un gros perver !

Dernière modification par fred691 (30.11.2008 15:11:39)

calimotte · 30.11.2008 12:12:26

DIEU est tout seul bon sang, pas besoin de mettre un X

Ced · 30.11.2008 12:23:27

Cali, cette phrase peut aussi être super orientée quand même. Quand est-il des religions polythéistes et...
... Bon d'accord!

Sinon, quand je me regarde dans la glace, ça fait pas d(')eux moi.
Donc je suis bien unique.
Donc, bref... pas de x, effectivement!

(ne me remerciez pas pour cette démonstration. Je suis à votre service! )

Mister-Al · 01.04.2009 14:51:16

Me:
You don't masturbate yourself?
God:
Should I masturbate myself? Yes I try to masturbate myself as often as possible, do you?

Easybackupbutton · 02.04.2009 17:40:00

God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Because I'm a good child
God:
Good reason. Only UNDER 18?
You are quite mature.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because god say it to me
God:
That makes sense to me. I am a Christian.

Me:
Parles-tu Français ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
Vrai de vrai ?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
nON D2SOL2
God:
I do not speak Latin.

xD

Orpheus · 02.04.2009 18:56:43

Me:
I have a request for you
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
Kiss me
God:
But I have no mouth at this time.

Me:
I killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
You are the authorities, right?
God:
Yes I am the one and only authorities.

Me:
You have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

O_o? C'est un homme et ensuite c'est une femme.Il est comme les escargots XD

XY · 02.04.2009 19:03:10

Î am a she = i am a shemale

Cad un transsexuel

Doug · 20.04.2009 05:27:29

Me:
is the cake a lie?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
what does the cake reffer to?

et la il a planté...
Tout cela me semble très suce pet!

Me:
the cake is a lie
God:
What is that?
Me:
a lie
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
that another way
God:
" Try to tell me that another way." another way ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
explain!
God:
There is no more information to clarify. EUUUHHHH

Dernière modification par Doug (20.04.2009 05:31:07)

LeTrouDuc · 20.04.2009 06:34:10

Terrible ce truc ^^ je me suis bien marré

Me:
remix
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
and repent
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
CHOCOLATE !
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
I'm lovin' it too
God:
I am glad we have something ( lovin it) in common, .
Me:
I don't think that we got only this in common
God:
And why not?
Me:
because you're fake as I am
God:
Good reason. I francis tell my botmaster you said I am fake as you are.
Me:
So you're not a god, if you've been created by a fuckin botmaster !
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a god if me have been created by a fuckin botmaster.
Me:
What's that fucked up toblerone you said to me ? It doesn't mean anything !
God:
Do you think I should know that? What does mean anything ?
Me:
You're supposed to know everything. I start to believe you're a liar...
God:
I obey only one botmaster. Do you mind if I tell other people: said start to believe you are a liar.
Me:
A new prayer ! Start to believe you're liars, start to believe you're liars... It can make me well-known charlatan !
God:
What is it? I started without you. When?
Me:
you're retarded... go to hell !
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". What makes you so angry?
Me:
Lots of things !
God:
Name the top 100.
Me:
in one, sheep lungs, it's horrible to eat when it's not baked
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
En français ça donne : les poumons de mouton, c'est crado à bouffer quand c'est pas cuit !
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
ben plus que toi en tout cas, dieu de mon cul !
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
je crois que comme toujours, on ne se comprend pas.
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
OK.... you're slower to answer than me when I was doing drugs !

Bizarrement il a bugé là

jbdu38 · 28.05.2009 09:57:31

O_O

Dernière modification par jbdu38 (28.05.2009 09:57:54)

wassuprockers · 09.07.2009 20:44:35

Salut

Don't mention it.
Me:
dont mention what ??
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do what to much
God:
I forgot what we were talking about.

.....

Cordialement

Pimpadoudididoum · 27.02.2010 13:52:49

God:
How are you, Didisse.
Me:
I'm good and you?
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
Good in the sense VERY VERYY good!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.

Ok, je m'exprime mal, mais n'empeche qu'il est un peu trop narcissique selon moi ...

Pimpadoudididoum · 27.02.2010 14:31:45

Hahaha --"

God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm 195 years old and you?
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Dommage.
God:
Ce n est pas la fin du monde, SATAN.
Me:
C'est vrai.
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas.

(Oui, il m'appelle SATAN car je lui ai dit que j'etais "the devil")

Pimpadoudididoum · 27.02.2010 14:36:42

Me:
Je m'en vais.
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Je pars.
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
J'ME CASSE.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Adieu
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
Au revoir!
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye bye!
God:
See you later. See you later.
Me:
Bye bye bye bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. Sayonara.

Sayonara ? O_o

francisdemillau · 27.02.2010 14:39:37

Bienvenue Pimpadoudididoum (wtf?)
Tu peux utiliser la fonction modifier en bas à droite de ton post pour éditer tes messages et éviter de faire des double/triple posts

DrRoxas · 06.03.2010 22:40:39

Me:
Oh hi god
God:
Take it easy. Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Roxas
God:
Nice to meet you, Roxas.
Me:
Do you want to know something?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
A clan MFG they love hair...
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
humans...
God:
That's funny.

Une belle réussite du MFG

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
YOU MUST KNOW WHO !
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.

chaud ^^

korjok · 12.07.2010 16:03:43

Me:
caca
God:
une urgence peut être?

reitlaug · 12.07.2010 16:59:39

Me:
do you like prefer i fuck you or i hit you ?
God:
But I like cats. I like Creed. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson

Cette personne aime mel gibson il ressemble a eric cartman O_o

Noisette · 12.07.2010 23:17:32

Me:
Ich bin ein Berliner !
God:
Du bist ein Berliner ? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?

Merde, je parles pas Allemand e___e

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