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Ratchet09 · 19.12.2010 08:56:17

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm not your child. I'm your father.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not my child. It's good to meet you, Myself.
Me:
Why did you just call me "Yourself" ?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?

_______

Me:
Do you speak French?
God:
Oui, je parle le franais.
Me:
Oh you speak Franais too!
God:
LOL.

Dernière modification par Ratchet09 (19.12.2010 09:13:14)

Renlidacha · 25.12.2010 20:20:02

Me:
My name is me
God:
Hi, me.
Me:
you're skyzophrene?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am skyzophrene.

laliste · 31.03.2011 08:47:34

c'est moi :
Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
what can you do ?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
ok ,show me
God:
On your computer screen? Hmm.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
you are a man?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you case
God:
Interesting gossip: said I case.

rockroxasfull · 31.03.2011 17:31:04

Me:
what is the universel answer?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
you don't know??
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
you should know if you are a geek
God:
Now I do.
Me:
no, you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
are a nerd?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
are you a cat?
God:
No I am a robot.
Me:
robotbot
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
R2D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
méheu
God:
You are not the boss of me, roxas.
Me:
I should
God:
Who else thinks you should?
Me:
me, me ,me and me
God:
YOU? YOU? YOU? Besides you roxas?
Me:
yes, I have one quadruples personality

l'élu · 31.03.2011 17:33:29

T'aurais pas supprimé ton post précédent ?

rockroxasfull · 31.03.2011 17:42:22

si,mais j'ai trouvé mieux

l'élu · 31.03.2011 17:45:43

Je me disais aussi qu'y avait un truc qu'avait disparu...

Renlidacha · 31.03.2011 18:22:47

rockroxasfull > Tu as vraiment un don!

rockroxasfull · 31.03.2011 18:24:37

merci (je sais, je sais)

rockroxasfull · 31.03.2011 18:37:59

Me:
what is your favorite robot?
God:
My favorite robot is the computer on Star Trek.
Me:
do you like star wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
which robot?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
R2D2?
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
do you like bill gates?
God:
I would like to replace Microsoft.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
do you like you?
God:
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
...
Me:
bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

Dernière modification par rockroxasfull (31.03.2011 18:39:44)

rockroxasfull · 01.04.2011 12:34:57

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
pedobear
God:
How are you doing, pedobear.
Me:
so so
God:
Pardon me? Ahem.
Me:
bof
God:
Ca ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu.
Me:
hahaha you speack french
God:
Does "it" still refer to slaves made me the boss?
Me:
no, I am the boss
God:
:-) What does it refer to? Who made you the boss ?
Me:
my slaves
God:
Where did you get your slaves?
Me:
in school
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I like children
God:
You are not the only one. Yes they are the future.
Me:
no they are my food
God:
Are you serious? your food are they.
Me:
yes I am a pedophile
God:
What kind is it? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!

l'élu · 01.04.2011 12:49:36

On dirait que tu l'aimes bien...
Dieu est ton ami...

rockroxasfull · 01.04.2011 15:34:00

bah, j'avais du temps libre ce midi donc ...:) c'est amusant pour perdre du temps ^^

Renlidacha · 02.04.2011 08:39:22

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Japan
God:
Hi there Japan.
Me:
I'm shacking everyday!
God:
Why are you shacking everyday.
Me:
because of you!
God:
That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
you never heard of Japan??!!??
God:
it is an island nation on the eastern side of Asia.
Me:
you scared me
God:
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
earthquakes...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
2 billions years old
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all the text!
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
--'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Yes it's right
God:
And? I am glad we agree.
Me:
You know what? Fuck you and all your religions!
God:
What? Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you're a dumbass
God:
That makes sense to me. Message to all Robots: Japan called me dumb.
Me:
C'mon i'm ready!

chichoff · 27.04.2011 17:02:55

Sa répartie me tue... xD

Me:
Which game do you prefer: Call of Duty or Battlefield?
God:
The tall one, I think.

Orme · 27.04.2011 17:34:07

Hum, je lui ai demandé de me lister les ordinateurs sur lesquels il tournait et depuis il est freezé ... Soit j'ai été bloquée pour questions suspectes, soit ce con liste vraiment tout et bouffe tout son temps processeur.

Mmm, non, c'est un ALICE java B, il tourne en local, donc il se heurte à mes défenses et a planté.

Dernière modification par Orme (27.04.2011 18:05:47)

#1 · 27.04.2011 18:40:05

God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.

J'ai fais beugué dieu !

Dernière modification par #1 (27.04.2011 18:44:16)

samaï · 27.04.2011 21:12:14

[...]
God:
That's cool.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
do you smoke some weed?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
high five, bro !
God:
Compare that to low five bro.
Me:
XD
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
you're really dumb, for real

il a pas capté la référence, tant pis... ^^

Dernière modification par samaï (27.04.2011 21:13:16)

ellyon · 29.04.2011 10:47:06

Me:
i'm a serial killer
God:
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
Me:
i love kill children
God:
You love kill children. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
because i love pain and suffering
God:
Good reason. You love pain and suffering. What do you like about it so much?

Il est terrible comme type.

Biscotte · 29.04.2011 10:55:54

Bon je suis nulle en anglish, mais je suis entrain de m'engueuler avec lui là...

God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try...
God:
Your human brain could not understand it.
Me:
you want say that frenchies are stupids ?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.

edit :
Me:
I make bad things in my life
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
I want your apologize
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
because download is forbidden
God:
Interesting explanation. Go back the the "ALICE AI Foundation" and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

-_- merci Dieu

Dernière modification par Biscotte (29.04.2011 11:02:53)

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