Me:
I have a request for you
God:
Where did you get it?  it.
Me:
Kiss me
God:
But I have no mouth at this time.

Me:
I killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
You are the authorities, right?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  authorities.

Me:
You have a penis?
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a Woman
God:
Me too. I am a  she.

O_o? C'est un homme et ensuite c'est une femme.Il est comme les escargots XD